Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Nuclear Fallout! New undisclosed location is necessary!











As you can see from the pictures it actually happened today. I got nuked...We are reporting from an undisclosed location again.

Have to wear the protective mask as contaminates are everywhere. Took preemptive measures by cutting my hair short as I was exposed to the fallout at the maximum level that a human can have. It is inevitable that my hair will fall out!!!!!

The radiation meter pegged 200mg of Meliphalan IV for 20 straight minutes. I hydrated for 3 hrs before and 3 hrs after the exposure with a potassium saline solution. For the 20 minute exposure I packed my mouth full of ice chips. This was to minimize the destruction to the inside of my mouth and my digestive track. Took several pills to combat the nausea and vomiting. Afterward I had another great meatball sub. May be the last real food I have for a while.

I will be exposed to the same treatment tomorrow .

Got my counts today. They will start going down over the next few days. When they come back to the following levels I will be able to leave the bunker and come home:

Automated Neutrophil 3.6
WBC 5.2
HCT 35.6
Platelet Count 233
Bun 25
Creatinine 1.0.

Got to go watch some movies. Thinking of Terminator 3... talk to you tomorrow -jack

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hang tough Big Boss Man!

Anonymous said...

Dear Jack,
I've never seen you look better.
Praying constantly,
Love,
Mary

Anonymous said...

Hey Daddy I miss you very very much!! Me and Mommy are checking out your blog site and getting your adress. I am leaving this comment for good luck and i love you sooooooooooo much!!
~Jackie~

tayloyman said...

You look like a guy on the news last night that held up a wACHOVIA Branch!
We love you guys,
T Bone